I look for just two qualities in a tax collector, and this lady has ‘em both.

But the mask, woman, where is you mask?! Sigh.

Greenwich Free Press:

1. Wokeness, combined with an hysterical fear of Trump supporters.

Running for Tax Collector on the Democratic slate is an honor and a privilege for me. One of my greatest concerns right now is the precarious state of our democracy. I was appalled by the violence in our nation’s Capital on January 6 and it was a call to action for me. Being involved and running for office demonstrates my commitment to our democratic process.

2. Is she fully vaccinated?

Just as paying taxes is for the common good, so is getting vaccinated. I care about the health and wellbeing of those around me, that is why I made the choice to be vaccinated in March.

And because she no longer self-identifies as a baseball player, I think we can forgive her her past transgressions, even if they were tax-related; after all, she’s now a different person