We're in the best of hands
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Having done everything he could to shut down domestic energy production, our Dear Leader is shocked and disappointed that Russia and Saudi Arabia won’t bail us out. “If they won’t pump more, we’ll have to pay them more money — how could they be so mean?”
Joe was also shocked when his handlers told him that the countries most responsible for CO2 production wouldn’t show up at the dog and pony show and agree to be fleeced. Joe wasn’t sure who, exactly, those countries were, but he remembered “Russia”, and then there was someone else … who was it? “Lemme think now …”
