Par for the course
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jackasses
“This in no way reflects on our future officers’ capabilities and intelligence”, General Mark Milley, chairman of the joint Chiefs of Staff told FWIW, “but they are disappointed, of course. We’ll try again next year, but perhaps we won’t task our Diversity Squad — it turns out that one-legged black midgets may not be the best choice for this sort of mission.”
General Milley spoke to FWIW from a safe room on the West Point campus, where he was huddled with his troops, consoling and comforting them after their failure, while also observing the military-wide lockdown which is providing counseling to all who have been traumatized by the Rittenhouse verdict. He vowed that all our armed forces will be back by Monday — “Wednesday, at the latest” — stronger, and more tolerant than ever.
