She has chefs at the VP mansion, so why French pots and pans?

“I bet Willie’s wife will just love these!”

The country’s AAVP — Affirmative Action Vice President — spent her time in Paris shopping for expensive cookware.

“No”, her spokesman told FWIW, “they weren’t for her stint at the soup kitchen — that was a one-time photo-op. I think she bought them as gifts for her friends who do cook — you know, like Meghan and Oprah. Actually”, the spokesman confessed, “your guess is as good as mine. Maybe they were out of Eiffel Tower snow globes.”