Just to bookend the day: we started with the miserable Meghan, here's the nightcap

Can't make it up: Bill Gates went shopping for sustainable farmland in not one but TWO massive gas-guzzling superyachts

Bill Gates has been scouting for farm land to help save the environment — aboard one of the world's worst-polluting forms of transportation.

On the eve of his appearance at the United Nations climate summit, the billionaire philanthropist commandeered two lavish superyachts for a luxury trip along the Turkish coastline that saw him celebrating his birthday and shopping for "hundreds of acres of farm land," a source told The Post. "He wants to create a large sustainable farm in Turkey" for the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, the $50 billion charity he runs with his former wife...

...Gates set off on his environmental crusade aboard a superyacht, which environmentalists say are among the world's worst ecological offenders. According to Turkish news reports, he sailed the azure waters of the Aegean on LANA, a 354-foot yacht described as "one of the most luxurious superyachts in the world." The boat includes eight staterooms, a golf range, a cinema room, a pool and massage rooms. It accommodates 12 guests and 31 crew members, and rents for more than $2 million a week, according to a Monaco-based yacht rental service.

LANA was followed by the Wayfinder — a 223-foot luxury "supply boat" that is believed to be owned by the billionaire and was used to house his 30 bodyguards for the weeklong trip, according to Turkish news reports.