The number of female rapists in Scotland is about to rise dramatically

What does a Scotsman wear under her kilt? A wang, a wang

J.K. ROWLING TWEETED THIS OUT AND DANG DOES THIS LADY HAVE COURAGE: “This lady gets it. Orwell would be proud. Then again, Rowling created a world in Harry Potter that showcases how authoritarianism and segregation occur in society. The very things she warned about by portraying the rise of the evil wizard Voldemort are now happening in our world today.”

The denizens of Twitter World were quick to rise to the occasion and defend their rapist peers, employing their usual delicate touch:

“Identifies as a Woman”

Ooh! Ooh! They said, “exposed himself”! Call the police — oh, wait …