They've stopped even pretending to make sense

New Quarantine Rules for those who’ve tested positive for COVID: 10 days mandatory, unless you’re a healthcare worker dealing with sick people, in which case, it’s 7 days.

the best technique, really, is to just blow really hard, and keep those bad germs away from you in the first place.

The CDC said Thursday that asymptomatic healthcare workers who test negative for COVID-19 could be back on the job as soon as seven days after testing positive for the virus.

The revised guidance also noted that “isolation time can be cut further if there are staffing shortages.”

So, if they claim that it takes ten days to ensure that a flu carrier is no longer a transmitter, and seven days is unsafe, why are they releasing dangerous Typhoid Marys onto our hospital corridors?

“I just listen to my team and the docs, and they think we should keep it the way it is for now,” Biden said.

Exit Question:

UPDATE, more science: New York’s best medical experts have decided that 5, not 10 days is the proper length for quarantine, but only if the afflicted person works in a nursing home, hospital or restaurant. Everyone else remains a danger to society for a full ten days; who knew that a serving platter of hash browns, or a simple bowl of garden salad was a sure-proof barrier against transmission of the dreaded NuXi Flu? Who knew, that is, except the medical experts guiding our nation.