But their white benefactors know better

let the language lessons begin

2% of Hispanics refer to themselves as “Latinx”, and 40% are offended by the invented term.

“Well, these are rather backward people”, Greenwich Invisible founder Joanne Swomley told FWIW, “so it’s understandable that they don’t, for now, recognize the favor we’re bestowing on them by correcting their language and making it gender-neutral.”

Speaking from her porch in Belle Haven, Swomley gave a deep sigh. “It’s a burden to bring these people into the daylight, but it’s a burden that is ours, and we shall shoulder it. But it can be trying. Just the other day, one of the maids got a bit cheeky — uppity, actually — when I referred to her as a Latinix. That called for a bit of firm correction, I can tell you! Now if you’ll excuse me, I see that Roberto has left the Tesla unplugged, again. That man! Er, that person! Er, that Latinix!”