Standing tall, standing tough

One of these articles is from a respected news source, the other is from an unintentionally (?) satirical rag, edited by liars and charlatans. Can you guess which is which?

Biden Warns Russia That If They Invade Ukraine, America Will Evacuate Haphazardly And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind

Newsweek, April 14, 2021: The World Respects Us Again Thanks to Biden.

It's great to have the U.S. president part of the club," French President Emmanuel Macron said of President Biden during their G7 summit meeting. And it's clear what he meant: The U.S. is back in the world's good graces—thanks to Joe Biden.

Donald Trump often complained that the world doesn't respect America anymore, but it sure respects the hell out of Joe Biden. The 46th president has a median 75 percent confidence rating across 16 major countries, according to new polling from Pew Research Center. (Trump scored a paltry 17 percent last year.) Macron's relief is felt by many across the globe.