Attention must be paid

It’s Gideon’s birthday! Perhaps because he’s the youngest of us five, Gid’s always been obsessively protective of this date; indeed, he’s long demanded that presents intended for his older, wiser brother Anthony on August 9th be delivered to him instead, a tradition that carries on to this day (one day, Ants, you’ll get that firetruck). So if you’re in the neighborhood, there’s a collection box outside Hooligans & Lawyers expressly dedicated to our favorite sibling, and Caldwell Bankrupt’s own Joe Barbieri will be alongside, dressed in his usual Santa outfit and ringing a bell. Give generously.