Gee, I'm beginning to suspect that it was all about Trump, and not the kids
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Asked by FWIW to explain what has changed, Kampall was happy to oblige. “The old camp under Orange Man was operated by capitalists”, she said, “while ours will be run by the new, compassionate Biden government, following strict government guidelines. To that end, we’ll be removing the basketball courts and ending all sports, education classes, and video games that those filthy profiteers were providing, and we’ll place these kids in lockdown, instead, just like the rest of the country. And just like their fellow Americans, they’ll be safe from Bat Wing Flu, and they’ll feel more secure. After their harrowing journey to this systemically racist country, they need a safe environment to recover — like crating a dog, you know? Dogs love it, South Canada/North Mexicans love it, and these kids will too.”
