Not "The Bee", not even "Not the Bee"

Basement Tape: Joe bends over.

State Department adopts the new Biden approach to China and staffers submit to Chinese anal swabbing

Asked for comment, White House spokeswoman Jen Psaki was a bit evasive: “Well, we’re pretty sure we’ve put that behind us”, she told FWIW, “and we don’t think we’ll be humiliated again, but I’m not sure. We’ve asked Hunter to inquire, and then I’ll circle backside and give you a definitive answer on what our new friends are demanding”.