But it has nothing to do with the agency’s never-ending quest for publicity

Average retail, $2,000 — $3,000, per (purr?)

FBI joins the Lady Gaga circus

The feds are investigating whether the kidnapping of Lady Gaga’s dogs was politically motivated since she sang at President Joe Biden’s inauguration, according to a report.

Ah huh. Gotta check, because the shooting/dog theft might have been committed by some right-wing terrorist group that told by Trump to follow the aging star back home from Washington and put a whack on her dogs; “that’ll teach her!’. The only problem with that theory is the (human — I’m surprised they bothered to interview him at all)) victim’s description of the would-be murderers.

Police are describing the first suspect as "a male black, 20-25 years of age, blond dreadlocks, wearing a black hoodie and armed with a semi-automatic handgun."

A second suspect is described as "a male black, 20-25 years of age, wearing dark clothing."

Notwithstanding my reluctance to stereotype anyone because of the color of his skin, these two just don’t strike me as likely Trump supporters. In fact, I suspect that thieves in swanky areas of California know the value of the respective breeds, and target accordingly.

But that’s just me.