The school shutdowns may be the best thing to have happened in public education in 100 years

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Back in my college days, if I met a co-ed who looked like she might be worth at least a coffee date, I’d sometimes ask her what her major was. If she answered “education”, I’d drop my estimation of her IQ by 20 points, and move on. Seems like, if anything, things have gotten worse; today, I’d deduct 30 points. With that in mind, I offer Not the Bee’s contribution to the discussion:

Here’s a short jingle to remind you to take your kids out of public school yesterday