I don't know who Anastasia Hanson is, but surely there's a job for her at The Babylon Bee

Go Fund Me site to pay off Harry and Meghan’s mortgage comes to an abrupt, dispiriting end

A GoFundMe page set up to pay off the mortgage on Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s $14.6 million California estate has gone bust — after raising a measly $110, a report says.

Anastasia Hanson, 56, of California told Britain’s the Sun that she started the fundraising effort because she seriously felt sorry for the multimillionaire royal couple — after Harry publicly whined to Oprah Winfrey about being financially cut off by Buckingham Palace.

“When they came to the USA, they were without jobs and with limited funds,” said Hanson, who lives about 25 minutes from the princely pair’s palatial estate in swanky Montecito.

“They’ve stated that they’ve had a very rough time, so this fundraiser is a way to give help, compassion, and love by paying their home loan in full.”

Absolutely brilliant woman; I think I’m in love.

Oh, dear. Reading the linked-to Sun article raises this period’s existential question, the Bee, or Not the Bee? It seems that Ms. Hanson was not engaging in deadpan humor but was in fact serious, so she must be placed in the Not the Bee slot. I’m back to my lonely, heartbroken existence.

Anastasia, from Ventura – just a 25-minute drive from the prince - told The Sun: “I like to help people and help them in any way I can.

“That gives me happiness. If you needed a home, I’d do the same for you. It’s a good deed.”

Asked about Harry’s big-money deals, Anastasia confirmed: “I am aware of them.”

Her GoFundMe stated that she wanted two million of Harry and Meg’s fans to donate just $5 each in order to reach her ambitious goal.

She repeatedly reiterated that it was a “legitimate” fundraiser.

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“I personally relate to mental health, racial equality, diversity, and inclusivity.

Forget it, Jake, it’s California