There's one born every minute, true, but you may have to wait another 21 years for him to achieve legal age to buy this one.

969 North Street, up in Greenwich’s Siberia, is back with us, this time priced at $7.3 million. It had expired unsold at $4.950 this past December 31, but resurfaced with a new broker on January 6, 2021, priced at $5.850. That failing, the owner has decided to punish you stupid peasants by jacking it up to $7.3.

It started at $12.750 in 2004, so you can understand a Russian oil oligarch’s fury — in the mother country, you need only drug and cage a recalcitrant refusnik to get him to follow your wishes. Next week, $100 million!