We don’ no stinking' wall, we got facebook!

With crushed hearts, aliens turn back and return home

Psaki explains that, instead of a wall, President Harris has ordered up coloring books and unfriending Facebook followers to dissuade immigrants from coming north.

Asked how peasants in mud hovels were expected to log onto the Internet to receive the message that they are temporarily unwelcome, Psaki was happy to explain. “That’s why we’re using comic books as our first line of defense”, she explained to FWIW, “while President Harris’s incredibly generous plan to expand broadband access to all of Central and South America can be implemented. And of course, by the time our new visitors are all safely here and enrolled as voters in 2022, even that effort will be unnecessary.”