They had to start "Not the Bee" because sometimes, even the Babylon Bee can't make this shit up

NYC Mayor’s wife gives advice on what to do when you see an Asian being assaulted (BTW, despite claims that attacks on Asians are being fueled by white supremacists, the videos posted on the web all show black males administrating the beatings. But narrative).

Not the Bee presents a marvelous Fisking of this idiot’s five suggestions, but I’ll post just one. Go to the link and see them all; great fun.

Not the Bee:

So, the plan is when I come across "violence" in which a person is "causing harm," I should ask the victim what time it is.

Got it. I'll start practicing tonight until it becomes pure animal instinct.

"I know what you're thinking. Is it 6 o'clock or only 5? Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a 44mm TAG Heuer, the most accurate timepiece in the world, and can adjust to daylight savings time in the blink of an eye, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?"

One question: What if they answer, "It's time to call the police?"