Well, business first

the ugh and the uglier

The once-respected Prince Harry skips Granny’s birthday for a power lunch with Wallis Annenberg. (Wasn’t he supposed to be in quarantine or something?)

Ms. Annenberg and Harry share the shame of being nothings but for the fortune of inheritance, but Wallis, at least, has denied she was ever locked up in a mental institution. No word from Harry on that topic, nor whether he’s pushing Meghan’s hospital bed that way.