Lesbian, midget, idiot: nothing wrong with any of that — it's Chicago, Jake, but racist? Maybe not so good.

No interviews for you!

Lori Lightfoot (and at 5’1”, her feet are bound to be light) will henceforth give interviews only to “black or brown” reporters. The question that immediately comes to mind is how black? How brown? Will she require 123 testing to see whether potential interviewers have enough of a touch of the tar brush to qualify? How about high yellows or Indians — dot or chicken feather — can they get past her screeners?

Stay tuned.

(For those who don’t get my sarcasm, I’m just trying to emulate the Mayor’s own racism, though it’s hard to match)

And I definitely ain’t talkin’ to you

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