"That is SO yesterday!”

Dr. Befuddled changes his mind again, and he’s back to the batwing soup theory of Kung Flu’s origin. And why not? His “not-confident it didn’t escape from a lab” position dates all the way back to Sunday.

“No, no, the laboratory claim is no longer operative”, Fauci told FWIW”, it’s the bats, today, and so accordingly, I’m now advising Americans to stop making bat wing soup. That was probably a bad idea in the first place,” he said.

We’re still waiting for today’s advice on masks: two, one, or none at all? Stay tuned.