"Message: I care"

Kampallawalla Ding Dong is off to Mexico and Guatemala “to manage expectations”

According to Politico,

The Biden administration is trying to manage expectations for Kamala Harris’ first international trip as vice president.

The goal for her two-day visit to Guatemala and Mexico isn’t to roll out a massive plan to solve the problems driving thousands to flee the region, according to administration officials, people close to the White House and experts, but simply to show that the U.S. cares and isn’t just looking for quick fixes.

“No way am I going anywhere near that friggin’ cesspool”, Kampalla told FWIW, when asked if she would finally visit our southern border. “We’ve got the Mod Squad for that – I’m focused on ending political corruption and poverty in Mexico and Central America, cure global warming and world hunger, and make everyone good-looking — we’ll do all that, restore the area to the paradise it was before Orange Man seized power, and then look at controlling our border.

“Of course”, she mused, while sucking on a finger, “there’s South America to fix, and then the rest of the world. but once the Harris/Biden administration has cleared all that up, we’ll be ready to look at this so-called border crisis you mention.”