Well, at least he isn't making any false promises

gimme a minute here

gimme a minute here

Bobby Valentine claims to be running for Mayor of Stamford, but won’t say what, if anything he’d do if elected

“By the time I’m mayor, there will absolutely be specific policies, but obviously being I’m in a competition, if I start to say what I would do and someone decides that they’re going to do the same thing, I don’t think that’s a prudent thing to do at this time,” Valentine told the Connecticut Examiner in May.

There’s always room for another idiot in politics, and Valentine can be excused for not being able to articulate his reason for running other than “it’s a box I’ve always wanted to check”, but … really?