I predict a swift sale

72 Lockwood Road, Riverside, new to the market last week at $2 million. Excellent location: during their 16-year ownership, the parents’ children walked to school, and the parents to the train, across Eastern’s field, thus staying off Lockwood and avoiding the wrath of Riverside moms in their SUVs. That’s a plus.

But more importantly, the house is not only updated and in fine shape, the owner tells me that she pulled out all the stops to move this house fast: check out the guest bedroom — an orange pillow, a zebra on the shelf with — and here’s where the breathtaking stroke of genius comes into play — a copy of Greenwich Mean Time right next to it.

Brilliant. This will be gone in 60 seconds.

(It does have other, less important features, like a nice kitchen and baths)