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Drone Centcom task force

Drone Centcom task force

Pentagon refuses to say who was killed in that claimed drone attack, or even where it happened. If it happened.

“It’s simple”, General Mark “Bagram” Milley explained to FWIW. “If those guys knew we’d killed one of their top leaders, they’d borrow one from the Taliban and send him in as a replacement. This way, they think he’s still off in the bush somewhere, sheep shagging or diddling little boys, and are doing nothing.

“You look skeptical, but c’mon, man, have we ever lied to you?”