Okay, NOW he's gone too far

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General Milley Rides Through Streets Of Beijing Shouting ‘The Americans Are Coming!’

“To be honest,” the General told FWIW as he reined up his steed, “I’m getting pretty worried about Joe, too. I’ll be convening a secret meeting at the Pentagon when I get back, with all my top aides and some real mental health experts like Nancy P and The Weather Guy, to see whether the old fool can be trusted with our nuclear code. I mean, the guy keeps the football next to him on his couch, for Crissake. What if he rolls over on it while he naps, and sets the daamn thing off? I wasn’t elected to stand idly by while the world goes up in flames, I’ll tell you that.”