Why didn't he call the Department of Social Services, and ask them to send over a couple of counselors?

Boys, boys, look! we’ve brought cookies and milk

NYC’s new mayor calls 911 on a trio of brawlers

Fortunately for the stability of the city and the cause of racial justice, the police responded as they’ve been taught, arriving five minutes after the call, questioning no one, and then leaving.

“It’s a teachable moment”, Mayor Adams said, though it wasn’t clear whether he meant a lesson for his officers, or him.