A debate contest for second-raters*, with Asian ringers
/Boston College and Northwestern staged a debate tournament, but there were no whites allowed.
“We’d have liked to ban Asians, too”, Boston College’s Devesh Kodnani told FWIW, “to give the inferior races* a chance to compete against each other and win prizes, but since we’re doing this under the rubric of ‘cultivating racial “diversity’, we had to let them in, or we’d have looked bad.
“We’re not happy with the results, but what could we do?”
*Intentionally sarcastic, mocking the perceived need to shelter colored people from unfettered competition