Why, those ungrateful little brown homophobes!

the white man’s burden

Having gone to the trouble of creating a new word, “Latinx” for their little brown brothers whose language isn’t structured for un-gendered nouns, white liberals are horrified to learn that genyouwine Hispanics are angrily rejecting their help in modernizing their language.

“We put so much loving care into this”, Penetunia Gowanwitu, preferred pronouns they, it, hey you, whined to FWIW, “but are they grateful? No, they’re spiteful, and they’re hateful. Well, see if I ever offer to teach them how to properly prepare empanadas, or ceviche. The friggin’ dickwads.”