Greenwich Time acknowledges that simply reprinting the AP feed is insufficiently bad, and turns to robots

Ask a robot: who wants a house lacking emotional involvement?

Computer-generated stories from “United Robots”. Once the country’s local papers adopt the broadcast media’s practice of using robotic parrots to announce the day’s Democrat talking points, we can Moveon™

On October 6, 2021, a seller has sold a spacious historic property built in 1913 located on 69 Dingletown Road in Greenwich. It went for $3,326,400, or $266 per square foot. The property features eight bedrooms, 10 baths, an attached garage, and two parking spaces. It sits on a 174,240 square-foot lot, which also has a pool.

Additional houses have recently been purchased nearby:

· A 3,176-square-foot home on 75 Perkins Road in Greenwich sold in June 2021 for $2,100,000, a price per square foot of $661.

· On Dunwoodie Place, Greenwich, in November 2021, a 3,352-square-foot home was sold for $750,000, a price per square foot of $224.

· In October 2021, a 4,515-square-foot home at Old Forge Road in Greenwich sold for $4,250,000, a price per square foot of $941.

This automated story was produced for Hearst Connecticut by United Robots using artificial intelligence and data science. Property information comes from municipal assessors in Connecticut.

And the robot provides pictures, too! “69 Dingletown Road”