Imagine the fun if you-know-who had ordered up one of these for Melania
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(An event she was neither invited to nor participated in)
The United States Marine Corps Band was instructed last fall to come up with an entrance theme for the pretend doctor, a source told the Washington Examiner. And just like that, the band now has in its repertoire an original composition titled “Fanfare for the First Lady.”
The fanfare, noted the Examiner, “is to be performed and repeated at official White House functions, from her first appearance until she is ready to speak.”
Not only is this the first time a First Lady has ever demanded a special dance tune just for herself, but a “source” also says, “the music is just terrible”. You can judge that for yourself.
