Someone take pity on this poor man

hang loose, bro, the boss man done stopped the extra-legroom fee

Chief Thanksgiving inflation fighter Biden announces that he’ll cut the cost of roomier airline seats “because they’re unfair to colored people”.

"Some airlines, if you want six more inches between you and the seat in front, you pay more money. But you don’t know it until you purchase your ticket. Look folks, these are junk fees, they’re unfair and they hit marginalized Americans the hardest, especially low-income folks and people of color," said Biden.