If a tree were cut down for wood pulp for the manufacture of newsprint, and no one read the paper, was there ever a noise at all?
/1,000 NYT newsroom workers (sic) threaten to strike.
The union [is demanding] a remote work policy and a “performance ratings system” that protects against the alleged biases experienced by certain staff members.
And I like this complaint, which could only have come from a gang of college graduates:
The union alleged that The Times has committed a larger amount of their (sic) finances to profitable investments …
Shut it down, close it down, and good riddance to all.