We're also immune from organic food hysteria, because why worry about pesticide parts per billion when cigarettes offer 186 cancer causing chemicals?

And booster shots for children? fuggeddahboutit, and give the little brat a smoke

Told you so.

The great COVID and fags coverup

CHRISTOPHER SNOWDON FROM SPIKED 11:00 AM on December 06, 2022

I achieved a personal milestone in April 2020 when, for the first time, one of my articles was flagged up as fake news on Facebook. Spiked rather invited trouble by giving it the headline ‘Smoke fags, save lives’, but even with a subtler title it would have been enough to alarm Zuckerberg’s minions, since it discussed the growing evidence that smokers were heavily under-represented in Covid-19 wards.

Since back then Big Tech’s fact-checkers were still describing claims about SARS-CoV-2 being airborne and face masks preventing infection as ‘misleading’, a fake-news flag was something of a badge of honour. And, as with those claims, the ‘disputed’ information in my article has been borne out by the evidence.

After a brief burst of incredulous coverage in the spring of 2020, the media soon lost interest in the hypothesis that smokers are less likely to get Covid-19, but dozens of studies have been quietly published in the past two-and-a-half years which confirm it.

Poor Mickster, he went all the way to Spain to find a doctor who’d give him his 15th monkey flu booster shot (doctors in the US currently refuse to administer more than 12), while I just relaxed and lit another Lucky. Not only did I save on airfare, but by not paying 6X the price for Whole Foods organic kale, I easily pay for for my habit two-times over, every day.

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