Oh, the humanity!

"Here, sir: It's a naive domestic Burgundy without breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.”

Black man — drug dealer? Hip hopper star? Nuclear scientist? — moans that he wasn’t offered champagne while blowing $29,000 on bling.

Please pray for this man. He experienced racism and oppression in the Gucci store because they didn’t bring enough sparkling water and champagne to his VIP suite. Racism is real, folks. This is horrific.

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— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) February 10, 2022

And you gotta love this: Leonardo DiCaprio was standing outside the club when the two gentlemen above started shooting at their friends. But Leo wasn't worried, he was protected by his face diaper.