Well where else can their wokette graduates go?

from graduation to assistant to the assistant to the vice president of diversity

Yale now has more administrators than students

It’s a story from November, but I just saw this:

‘If you’re wondering about the state of bureaucratic bloat in America — and, particularly, in education — look no further than Yale University.

As noted on the school’s “By the Numbers” Facts page, the student and faculty count compare thusly:

Undergraduate Students: 4,664

Faculty Members: 4,962

And according to the Yale Daily News:

Administrators: 5,066

By contrast, the metrics at Auburn University:

Undergraduate students: 24,505

Faculty: 1,426

Administrative/Professional: 2,446

“Over the last two decades,” Yale’s paper reports, “the number of managerial and professional staff…has risen three times faster than the undergraduate student body.”

Yale and the other Ivies (with the possible exception of Cornell and Brown) will probably continue for another century because they have the billions to support all this, and because they’re really about networking and making the connections that will ensure their graduates into the educated power elite, not learning. But as these numbers show, some of those graduates are unsuited for a competitive business world and, incredibly, too dumb for Washington, so Mother Yale keeps them safe and warm at home.