My life was so completely transformed by this meaningless change in nomenclature that I didn't even notice it'd happened

Looking at the floor plans for 60 Round Hill Road ($4.595 million) I was struck by the designation of the master bedroom as the “primary bedroom”. Really? When did that happen? Who knows, but I see that that the Greenwich Association of Realtors has also bowed to — who? Who the f**k actually worries about these things? — and changed the intake form to eliminate this vestige of slavery? Male dominance? You tell me.

In any event, having solved that problem, we can go back to worrying about rapacious developers wielding 8-30g against our town in their ruinous attack against single-family zoning.