That's nor funny! A comedian explains crating and obedience training, and he’s far more on target than the clowns who’ve been ruling our lives the past two years

Adam Carolla: Here’s the Real Reason Kids Were Forced to Mask in Schools

According to comedian Adam Carolla, the reason kids were forced to mask in schools for two years had nothing to do with protecting them from COVID-19, but actually with making them “good subjects.”

57-year-old Carolla shared his theory on Tuesday during an appearance on Megyn Kelly’s SiriusXM podcast, after he was asked to give his thoughts regarding the continued push to mask kids in the Los Angeles Unified School District despite all the data showing kids aren’t at risk from COVID.

“Why? Why the kids, and why the emphasis on the kids? This hasn’t been dangerous for kids. We’ve known this. This kills sick people, old people, obese people, comorbidity people. It doesn’t ostensibly affect kids; they’re in the safest category,” Carolla pointed out.

Carolla believes it had nothing to do with the virus and instead likened it to crate training — though Carolla argues there’s something sinister about the prolonged masking of kids because “there is no science to what they are doing.”

“Well, just remember this phrase, Megyn: ‘crate training.’” He elaborated, “You cannot train a dog when it’s middle-aged. You got to get them when they’re puppies. And get them trained up and into that crate. And that’s what we’re doing with kids. Because this will not be the last emergency. And it will not be the last time the government and the governor and the mayor need to exact their power.”

“And so, let’s get the kids into the crate,” Carolla continued. “Let’s get them coached up. And then they’ll be ours. We can do whatever we want with them after that. They’ll listen to anything. They’ll be good subjects.”

Preposterous? We report, you decide between Carolla’s explanation, and the NEA’s, whose only reason for masking is: “Union Power”.

School-age children have a COVID recovery rate of 99.997% — better than their mortality risk from the seasonal flu. Last year, a study from the U.K. found that unvaccinated children are safer from COVID than even vaccinated adults of any age. In addition to kids being safe from COVID, a CDC study showed no difference in infection rates between schools with and without mask mandates.

I will disagree with Carolla on this: obedience training is not solely restricted to children, although it’s easier with young, unformed minds. This entire pandemic response has been a proof of concept test, and the totalitarians aren’t done with us yet:

Fauci slithers our from whatever rock he’s been hiding under (and I kid you not: the last time I saw him appear publicly was in an interview conducted from an independent “journalist’s” living room — portraits of Barack and Malcolm X in halos on the wall behind her) to warn, “We may have to do a little more masking,” and whatever else is necessary, in his opinion.

For the curious, I recommend World Economic Forum’s Klaus Schwab’s book, “The Great Reset”. Rarely does the enemy reveal its game plan so freely and publicly..