On the other hand, there's Riverside

14 Hearthstone Drive, “newly constructed in 2013” (the tax card still shows 1957, so take your pick) was listed at $2.695 million in May 2019, and when no buyers appeared, was rented out that September. It came back, unchanged in any way, in November of ‘21 at $3.695, dropped to $3.595, and is now pending.

Hearthstone’s a busy cut-through, so much so that the neighbors built speed bumps on it, replacing them several times after the town dug them out before they finally gave up; the traffic remained. As for the quality of the interior and fixtures, I’d have said it was generously priced back in 2019, but …

the master’s (and mistresses’ bath)