Is this the sickest story of the day? Well, it's early

Portland, OR (of course) children’s hospital has a detailed instruction sheet for boys on how to tuck their testicles inside their bodies

In case you wondering, as I did, Doernbecher Children’s Hospital is a major pediatric institution and not some back-alley clinic run by GLADD.

And Oh! They’re into puberty-blockers too, because child abuse is really just child love, and what’s wrong with that?