Land contract on Hillside Road

7 Hillside Road, $1.650 million. It’s listed as both land and residence, but there are no pictures of the interior, so I don’t believe the agent is serious about the latter.

I found this amusing: “Agent to Agent Rmrks: DO NOT go on the property without an appointment, as the neighbor may call the police.” (It doesn’t say which neighbor, but Joey Pecora’s mega-development project abuts this property’s southern border. Nice neighbor, either way.)

And this is also good for a chuckle: “Outside is a restful gazebo overlooking a babbling brook.” Amusing, because that babbling brook puts at least some of the property in the AE flooding zone. When a babble becomes a roar.