I'm probably getting ahead of myself here, but I'm gonna guess the thieves knew not of what they took

kids, don’t try this at home — or on the road

Denver: Box of human heads stolen from delivery truck

I’m also going to go out on a limb and suggest that this wasn’t worded exactly as intended:

Local resident Isaac Fields, who moved to the typically-safe and residential neighborhood about three years ago, told the news outlet that takes his dog, Margot, to the dog park where the human heads were stolen nearly every day.

I mean, I can’t believe this is a daily occurrence.