"The Week in Pictures" won't be up until tomorrow, but thankfully, we have "Florida Man Friday" to tide us over
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Green:
I had to check this one with multiple sources to make sure you and I weren’t getting April fooled.
We aren’t:
Scott Robert Kerster, 45, also known as the one and only “Scott Fudge” is behind bars in Marion County after taking an Uber to a grocery store.
“He wasn’t allowed to leave the house — where he lives with his mother — because he was under house arrest for a previous conviction.
But wait, there’s more:
This arrest triggered an investigation where authorities learned that Kerster has attacked his mother a month earlier outside of a Beef O’ Brady’s location.
It’s common behavior while under house arrest to take mom to Beef O’Brady’s for a good beating.
The judge ordered that there be no contact between Fudge and his mother, but after being in jail overnight, on March 20th, Kerster needed $1,000 bail money and his mom was only a phone call away.
That’s right: Florida Man called the mother he was forbidden to contact to ask her for bail money after beating her.
The investigation into the violation of the contact order ensued, and Kerster’s mom denied speaking with him until the investigators let her in on a secret. The investigator listened to the call.
According to the report, Florida Man Fudge “may be facing additional charges,” which coincidentally was the caption under his high school yearbook photo.
Much more hilarity at the link.
