And two great explosions rolled across the world

BREAKING. Flagship of Russia's Black Sea Fleet Hit by Ukrainian Missiles, Dead in the Water, Crew Evacuated

This is how Forbes described the Moskva before Russia’s invasion.

Think of Moskva as a 12,500-ton, 612-foot mobile missile battery with nearly 500 people aboard. She packs enough anti-ship missiles to wipe out the entire Ukrainian navy and enough air-defense missiles to swat away any conceivable aerial attack on the Black Sea Fleet’s amphibious flotilla.

She packs 16 fixed launchers for P-1000 anti-ship missiles with a range of 300 miles, vertical tubes for 64 S-300 air-defense missiles with a range of 56 miles, rail launchers for 40 Osa missiles for aerial self-defense plus a bevy of guns—twin 130-millimeter guns that can hit targets 15 miles away plus self-defense guns. Torpedo tubes and a helicopter round out her capabilities.

The cruiser’s sensors make her self-sufficient as a missile battery. The ship’s Top Pair and Top Steer radars can peer out to 200 miles or farther. Moskva led the Russian navy’s seaborne assault on the Republic of Georgia back in 2008, protecting three amphibious ships that landed a battalion or two of naval infantry.

It’s not clear how many Neptunes it might take to punch through Moskva’s defenses. Nor is it clear how many Neptunes the Ukrainians possess.

The anwser turned out to be “enough”.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Elon Musk offers to buy Twitter for $41 billion

Elon Musk has launched a $41 billion bid to buy Twitter, saying the proposed deal is part of his plan to bring “free speech around the globe” just days after rejecting a seat on the social media company’s board.

Musk’s offer price of $54.20 per share, which was disclosed in a regulatory filing on Thursday, represents a 38% premium to Twitter’s April 1 close, the last trading day before the Tesla CEO’s more than 9% stake in the company was made public.

Twitter’s board of directors will have a hard time explaining to their shareholders how rejecting Musk’s offer and forfeiting a 38% premium on the stock price meets the fiduciary duty they owe those owners. Ol’ Elon may just pull this off.

Another thought: who can outbid him? Zuckerberg has the money, I suppose, but he already owns Facebook, and the antitrust laws would almost certainly thwart him. And that same goes for Bezos, probably, because he owns the Washington Post.