Oh Lord, make me chaste — but not yet

I mean, c’mon, man, I just refinanced my vineyard!

Cop killer hosted at university is such typical fare that it’s not worth mentioning, but watching the now-standard “land acknowledgment” performances is always fun.

The event was hosted by Assistant Professor Dr. Rafael Outland, who began with a land acknowledgment, a growing trend at university events around the country. He noted that the land SUNY Brockport resides on previously belonged to a native American tribe and that “at some point in the near future, it must be returned back to its rightful owners.”

“At some point”. At least Augustine had the self-awareness and humility to recognize, admit, and make fun of his own hypocrisy, qualities lacking in the current crop of campus assholes.