Not to worry, he'll be offsetting his expanded carbon footprint by biking from D.C. to Woods Hole, and paddling over from there

Obama is installing massive propane tanks on his Martha’s Vineyard estate

Former President Barack Obama has ordered three massive propane tanks for his Martha’s Vineyard property as energy prices nationwide continue to surge.

The office of the select board of Edgartown, Massachusetts, told The Daily Caller News Foundation that an application for an “underground propane installment was approved at the 79 Turkeyland Cove Road address,” the location of a property owned by former President Barack Obama. The tanks are to be used for “residential purposes,” the office told TheDCNF, and have a total capacity approved of “2,500 gallons which was broken into two 1,000 gallon tanks and one 500 gallon tank.”

As word of his new tank farm leaked, the Light Bringer’s press office issued a statement in Obama’s defense: “The President takes his role as Mother Gaia’s Guardian extremely seriously, and he believes that no sacrifice is too large, no hardship too difficult, to fulfill those duties. To that end, all guests to the mansion, like the presidential family itself, are forbidden to fly to the island, and must find other, non-polluting modes of transportation instead. God, we’re good!”

Off to the party: Obama’s multi-million dollar home was also the venue for his extravagant 475-guest 60th birthday bash amid the Delta coronavirus variant outbreak in the summer of 2021.

(Brandon’s Green Energy Czar, John “We Absolutely Don’t Need to Drill for More Oil or Gas” Kerry attended Barry’s celebration last year but unfortunately, he explained, his windsurfer was broken, and he had to, “reluctantly, and with great shame and remorse”, seek alternative transportation)