Thereby astonishing the country by revealing her very existence

Kampallawalla Ding Dong’s chief speechwriter quits after four months. “It’s hopeless”

Okay, I added the quote, but really, four months fruitlessly toiling on the short bus has got to be enough for any sane person.

And this: another one leaving “to spend more time with her family”

Would any of these people be abandoning ship if they thought their boss had even the slightest chance of gaining the Democratic presidential nomination in 2024? (leaving aside the likelihood of committing a career-ending act of justifiable homicide against her )