Manhattan moves east

I’ve done my best to authenticate this, and the source is impeccable. I’ve truncated the text to keep a couple of identities private, but my source says that a video of the robbery exists, though again, there are problems going public in this forum because of privacy considerations and the young age of the witness. All that said, and with the appropriate number of grains of salt, here’s the story; I have no doubt of its accuracy because I trust the source, but we’ll see if it shows up in the police report tomorrow.

Seen from a table overlooking the Avenue at Meli Melo: