He was hired, you weren't, and that's the end of it. Period.

Over in the Land of Haggis, where the men wear skirts and the sheep are nervous, a man has been appointed its first “Period Dignity Officer”, and some womyn have their panties in a knot.

Jason Grant was given the position for the Tay region of Scotland and will be responsible for promoting access to free sanitary products and encouraging open discussion surrounding menstruation and menopause under the country’s newly passed “Period Products Act.”

“It's about making people aware of the availability of period products for anyone, of any gender, whenever they need it,” Grant told the Daily Mail.

“I think being a man will help me to break down barriers, reduce stigma, and encourage more open discussions. Although affecting women directly, periods are an issue for everyone.”