When I grow up, I hope to be a Corcoran listing copywriter

“authentic & original lower ground space untouched since the 1970s

As unique as New York, a property like this must be seen to be believed.”

A basement condo (excuse me — a “lower ground loft space” ) in SoHo asking just $250,000 has already received 40 offers, is already under contract, and I’d attribute that to its brilliant listing descriptions.

Whaz pertikkerly exsyting abought thinkin o woikn four Korkoran is that grammer spelin and vokabulary aint a rechoirment.

Here’s the full description:

Authentic & original lower ground loft space untouched since the 1970’s, located on arguably downtowns best block; this one (1) bedroom, one (1) bathroom is offered at a truly outstanding price.

Direct private access from Prince Street & ceiling heights close to 9 feet, this generously sized property could service a variety of needs, including it’s current use; laid out with a bedroom at the homes southern entrance & leading through to an open kitchen, with substantial living and dining in the rear. Access to the buildings common courtyard culminates an efficient use of space, with industrial features.

Surrounded by the cosmopolitan denizens, restaurants & shopping that define Soho as the World class neighborhood it is, this property also has the advantage of being central to a variety of subway lines & public transport.

As unique as New York, a property like this must be seen to be believed.